I Miss America

Words and Music by Harry Chapin


(capo 7th fret)

Open:  G - Em (4x's)


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By the time I was thirteen 

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I started taking shape

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At eighteen I was so beautiful 

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That the strangers started to gape


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They said "Enter the ultimate contest, 

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If you're as gorgeous as you seem" 

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They said "Please, please, please, please 

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Be our American dream."


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But late that night beneath the grieving moon

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There's a dazzling sight in my motel room

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For a grunting judge with his bulging eyes

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I give my all for his cherished prize. 

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Oh why, 

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oh why? 


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I'm Miss America 

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Crying on TV

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Silver clad in satin rags

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But everything's where it should be 

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Oh say can you see, ah say can you see.


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After they showed me the game ball 

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They told me put on weight

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They told me I'd be powerful

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They told me I'd be great


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And my Uncle Sam he would coach me

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His helmet on my head

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And They said "Please, please, please, please 

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Please win and beat the spread


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But the new game plan that the owners had made
  
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Meant that win or lose there would be a trade

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For the team's become a real gold mine 

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And the kid's sold off for the bottom line.

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Oh why, 

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oh why? 
 

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Mr. America sweating on TV 

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The winners joy from the battered boy 

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For everything's where it should be

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Oh say can you see, ah say can you see.


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At last we've come together 

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Call it marriage or civil war 

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If it brings us to battle babe 

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It must be worth our fighting for 


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Though today came up cloudy 

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There will be other days

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They said "Please, please, please, please 

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What else is there to say?"


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But in a plywood spread by a plastic stream

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And in separate beds with a borrowed dream

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And with questions wide and the silence deep

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We take two pills so at last we'll sleep

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Oh why, 

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oh why? 


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Mr. and Mrs. America 

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Our story's on TV

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Can you hear canned laughter

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For everything's where it should be 

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Oh say can you see, ah say can you see.


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Well, my little boy he told me something 

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Just the other night

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He whispered it as I kissed him 

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Before I turned out the light 


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And of course he said it simple

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As only children can

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He said "Daddy, daddy, daddy, please

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I'm ready to dream again."

G - Em - G - Em [repeat and fade]

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